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PROBLEM # 1:
If your roommate is Oscar Madison and you're
Felix Unger:
PROBLEM # 2 :
If Your roommate always chooses to have sex
while you're in the room:
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POSSIBLE SOLUTION:
If you can't beat 'em
(or, guys--
if you can't beat it !),
Join 'em ! |
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POSSIBLE SOLUTION:
Install a spit guard
around your bed! |
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POSSIBLE SOLUTION:
Master the fine art of
passing gas at
the most appropriate times-- Work on making
your technique both
"silent but deadly..."! |
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PROBLEM # 3:
If Your roommate's music not only is
the opposite of your taste...
It's TOO LOUD !!!
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POSSIBLE SOLUTION :
Engage in loud, sexual activity
while your roommate's there !
POSSIBLE SOLUTION :
When there's no music playing,
make it a point to frequently "mouth" words to your roommate --without sound--
to give him/her the impression that
they may be going deaf ! |
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PROBLEM # 4:
If Your roommate and his/her friends
give the word "nocturnal" a whole new definition ...
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POSSIBLE SOLUTION :
Remember, everyone sleeps sometimes..
Make it a point to be wide awake at 7 AM when your roommate is just falling asleep.. Blast
your music AND his/her music at the same time..
Make audible sexual noises, ensure that your farts finally become as noisy as they are
smelly,
and turn up the volume on
the ticking instrument under their clothes pile !
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