College Students' "Roommate Survival Guide"

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PROBLEM # 1:
If your roommate is Oscar Madison and you're Felix Unger:

	POSSIBLE SOLUTION: Pack up and move out !
	POSSIBLE SOLUTION: Show 'em what it's like ! Leave your dirty laundry.. particularly your dirty, soiled underwear.. right on their pillow !
	POSSIBLE SOLUTION: All the way at the bottom of their clothes pile, bury some object that makes a loud, noticeable ticking noise...

PROBLEM # 2 :
If Your roommate always chooses to have sex while you're in the room:

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POSSIBLE SOLUTION:
If you can't beat 'em
(or, guys--
if you can't beat it !),
Join 'em !

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College Students & Roommates .. protecting yourself from roommates who have LOUD sex !

POSSIBLE SOLUTION:

Install a spit guard
around your bed!

College Students & Roommates .. protecting yourself from roommates who have LOUD sex !

College Students And Farting In Rooms ! Check Out This Cool Picture For College Students !

POSSIBLE SOLUTION:
Master the fine art of
passing gas at
the most appropriate times-- Work on making
your technique both
"silent but deadly..."!

PROBLEM # 3:
If Your roommate's music not only is
the opposite of your taste...
It's TOO LOUD !!!

College Students & Loud Music !

POSSIBLE SOLUTION :

Engage in loud, sexual activity
while your roommate's there !

POSSIBLE SOLUTION :
When there's no music playing,
make it a point to frequently "mouth" words to your roommate --without sound--
to give him/her the impression that
they may be going deaf !

College Students & Loud Music !

PROBLEM # 4:
If Your roommate and his/her friends
give the word "nocturnal" a whole new definition ...

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POSSIBLE SOLUTION :
Remember, everyone sleeps sometimes..
Make it a point to be wide awake at 7 AM when your roommate is just falling asleep.. Blast your music AND his/her music at the same time..
Make audible sexual noises, ensure that your farts finally become as noisy as they are smelly,
and turn up the volume on
the ticking instrument under their clothes pile !

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